Whenever one of my annoying classmates speaks
I just wanna be like:
But since I’m a good person, I just look at them like:
(Source: lmaogtfo)
Jim Rohn (via psych-facts)
You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
LMFAO
Oh my god i’m crying
(Source: jillypooh, via messismyhusband)
in-wonderland-blame-the-nargles:
EVERY TIME this crosses my dash I consider reblogging it because this is my life
oh same
I like how sympathetic Marge is.
i need Marge as my mom
BUT SHE’S FICTIONAL TOO *cries*
my life in a gif
(Source: sandandglass, via allonsyforever)
If this isnt the cutest ask I ever received I dont know what is!!!!!
thank god this is rebloggable
To anyone who ever says Jensen is homophobic
(via allonsyforever)
THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
(Source: ordinaryactsofbravery, via allonsyforever)
oh look satan made a gif set
why must you hurt me like this
(Source: sillymuggles, via allonsyforever)
Why has Tumblr taught me more about basic living than all of my previous schooling experiences combined
(Source: giving-up-the-ghost, via allonsyforever)
realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:
You guys, IT’S CAS.
Seriously though.This show is SuperWhoLocking without even trying.
We got Cas, a heap of Doctor Who parallels (thank you, Moffat and Gatiss), and Sherlock himself. This show, you guys.So that’s how he survived. Cas saved his ass.
(Source: consulting-time-detective, via inglouriousmuse)
When you can tell by the tone of your mom’s voice exactly when she’s gonna start yelling at you
(Source: ifeelmytimehascome)
